Welp. The Winter goblins have submitted to the Spring fairies. This means just THREE IMPORTANT things:

1) We can rock climb without our nuts freezing straight off! Or our bone marrow turning into internal Popsicle Bones.

2) The shrinkage factor is decreased.

3) Dandelions will probably bloom soon.

So. We got out. A few boulders went down in Bradley. PSYCHED THE SEASON HAS BEGUN! Rock climbing. We can go rock climbing now. Mr. Alex Enright did Underground vibes (V8) and I struggled the heck out of Satan’s seventh circle to do White Lines (V10/11). THE MAX ZOLOTUKHIN also snuck an ascent of a hard one right before the darkness and its wolves descended upon us. Name? Oh! SpyHunter (V10). Nice.

This weekend will epic. I’m gunning for Serendipity Sit. My pebble success is way more important that tsunamis and earthquakes, so be ready.

I’m only kidding. Come on. Lighten up.